Mrs. Nosy Elephant

Mrs. Nosy Elephant has no regrets being born as a elephant, she enjoys the freedom it brings to life. Mrs. Nosy Elephant was glade to hear that she was selected to become a Jane Leigh Editor. This good news brings more to life than being a nosy elephant. She watches Mr. Ed and views him as a father figure and loves how Mr. Ed can fool most humans around him. Mrs. Nosy Elephant would love to know how Mr. Ed speaks so well and how he turns the TV on and off as well as, changing the channels. We all know that remote controls were not in use at that time. The rumors abound that humans would change the channels for him, but Mrs. Nosy Elephant just can not believe that whooper. She thinks there is some kind of conspiracy surrounding this talk. So, by becoming a Jane Leigh Editor, she hope to prove or disprove all the Theory Academicians who he thinks are lying to cove up the truth of advance technology. And we feel he may be on to something. It has been theorized by many critters that humans are not telling them the truth. They have some inter sense that they are being played for fools. She feels that humans are just taking her for ride and other critters seem to voice the same concerns.

Mrs. Nosy Elephant, along with her close friend Mrs. Gossipy Goat, often spend a great deal of time discussing these kinds of issues whenever they find themselves alone together in the quiet barn. She frequently complains about how humans wake her up at ridiculously early hours in the morning and then proceed to touch her udders with their cold, unfamiliar hands, pulling on them roughly. Muttering under her breath, she often says, “Hold on there, cowboy, that really hurts, especially since they’re still so tender from yesterday’s playful romp.” Another major concern she shares is, “Will that cowboy leave enough milk behind for my kids to drink? They need plenty of nutrition, especially at such a young and delicate age.” Mrs. Nosy Elephant also often reminds me that elephants have calves, goats have kids, and humans have children, which makes all this human language talk quite confusing sometimes. By being part of a team composed of such a diverse and talented group of Editors, we all have the opportunity to openly discuss a wide range of important issues and collaborate to come up with thoughtful, group-consensus answers to some of the concerns we face in everyday life. We were genuinely excited and really glad to hear that Hands 167 has officially joined our group. Everyone is hopeful that he will be able to share with us some advanced telepathic techniques that could help us communicate more effectively with humans. “I definitely hope so, because honestly, my titties are about to fall off from all this stress and anticipation.”

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